Date: 2006-06-13 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivorjawa.livejournal.com
And kittens can be trained to poop in a box in under three years!

Date: 2006-06-13 07:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forgotten-aria.livejournal.com
And usually you don't have to train them.

Date: 2006-06-13 07:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] blk
Babies are cute with a bunch of caveats. Like, after they are old enough to smile, when they're not crying (ideally when they're sleeping), when they have hair, when they have grown a little and aren't newborn-wrinkly, etc.

Date: 2006-06-13 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ivorjawa.livejournal.com
Everyone thinks kittens are cute.
Hence, they are superior to babies.

Date: 2006-06-14 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plymouth.livejournal.com
well, duh! was that ever in doubt?

Date: 2006-06-14 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unseelie23.livejournal.com
Kittens can't be trained to work in sweat shops though...

Date: 2006-06-14 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forgotten-aria.livejournal.com
Sez you! Kittens are naturally adept at textiles, cord making and the testing of computer mice and lazer pointers.

Date: 2006-06-14 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plymouth.livejournal.com
but do kittens sweat?

Date: 2006-06-14 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forgotten-aria.livejournal.com
Point. They just pant. But then babies just kind of heat up and die. It's really young children that do the best sweating.

Date: 2006-06-14 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelbob.livejournal.com
I like the phrase "pant shop" for a kitten sweat shop.

Date: 2006-06-15 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aliza250.livejournal.com
Babies are intrinsically cute to their parents; the evolutionary advantages of this should be obvious :-)

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