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[forgotten_aria]

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[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

And kittens can be trained to poop in a box in under three years!

[forgotten-aria.livejournal.com]

And usually you don't have to train them.

[blk]

Babies are cute with a bunch of caveats. Like, after they are old enough to smile, when they're not crying (ideally when they're sleeping), when they have hair, when they have grown a little and aren't newborn-wrinkly, etc.

[ivorjawa.livejournal.com]

Everyone thinks kittens are cute.
Hence, they are superior to babies.

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

well, duh! was that ever in doubt?

[unseelie23.livejournal.com]

Kittens can't be trained to work in sweat shops though...

[forgotten-aria.livejournal.com]

Sez you! Kittens are naturally adept at textiles, cord making and the testing of computer mice and lazer pointers.

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

but do kittens sweat?

[forgotten-aria.livejournal.com]

Point. They just pant. But then babies just kind of heat up and die. It's really young children that do the best sweating.

[angelbob.livejournal.com]

I like the phrase "pant shop" for a kitten sweat shop.

[aliza250.livejournal.com]

Babies are intrinsically cute to their parents; the evolutionary advantages of this should be obvious :-)