This is likely only funny because it's bed time.

I asked athena-clyde for my fortune, and he said:

cat, in love, you will need kitchen stuff. In work, you will die; if you don't login. For yourself, you should be at the pub tonight, who i'd like to get from floyd to the mouth, Than is my favorite.

He also said, on a different asking:

cat, yesterday you were not the deleted inode then! Today you will be able to add several "big" features. Tomorrow you should rent me this vikign for my own wedding ever did anything like that..."

Oh, and my net card died today, just for personal documentation purposes.